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School Christmas Concert.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Panettone

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Hanukkah tree

Nanny with children on leash

The worlds Longest Rendition of 'Joy To The World'.

Making Christmas Pudding.

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"Trick or treat?"

Nocturne

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Seasonal shopping.

"My mind is still on vacation."

Theatrical Christmas.

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I'll be Bach for Christmas!

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Not a Creature was Stirring

Turkey going away for Christmas.

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.