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I'll be Bach for Christmas!

Violinist on holiday

Cat on the violin

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Violin family at Christmas

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Angel playing music

Hanukkah tree

Wishing you a very harmonious Christmas

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

"Trick or treat?"

Nocturne

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Theatrical Christmas.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Kringle: The Decca Years

Monday. Grab what you can for dinner. I'm shopping for Thanksgiving! Tuesday. I didn't pack your lunches. I'm fixing cranberry relish. Wednesday. Shoo! I'm making the pies! I know how the pilgrims felt. I'm starving!

Huge Christmas Pudding

Are we nearly there yet?

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

Santa Playing the Piano

Carolling

Do we really need auto-tune.

CIVICS 101

'I'll celebrate Christmas in a supermarket and you?'

Carols

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.