Playful Meal Maker Gifts

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Better Not Squash.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

These scramble eggs are a tad crunchy. Did you leave the shells on again, Darling?

Football Pudding

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'Hoopla!'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'