These scramble eggs are a tad crunchy. Did you leave the shells on again, Darling?
Meal Maker Gifts
Looking for a gift for the meal maker in your life? Our collection celebrates their culinary passion with witty and charming items that make cooking more enjoyable and personal. Whether they love experimenting with new recipes or creating comfort food classics, our products add a dash of humor and heart to their kitchen. Perfect for anyone who finds joy in food and creativity, our gifts are designed to inspire and amuse every time they cook.
Counting ribs
Domestic Goddess.
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."
It turns out they don't go together so well,
Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"
"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."
'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'
"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."
Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!
'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'
A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.
"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."
"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"
'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'
"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."
"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"
"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."
Looks like I do dishes again.
'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'
"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"
'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'
Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.
Our housekeeping
Catering for a large family.
'What do you mean you're not hungry?'
Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.
'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'
I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.
Knead Dough? Apply Here!
Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business
Meal Maker Gifts Collection
Meal Maker Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for the creative meal maker, blending humor and kitchen passion in every cup.
Meal Maker Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that bring a humorous touch to the kitchen or living space of any passionate cook.
Meal Maker Prints
Discover art prints that showcase the joy of cooking, ideal for decorating the kitchen or dining area of your meal maker.
Meal Maker T-Shirts
Check out our fun and stylish t-shirts that celebrate the culinary artist in your life, making cooking even more enjoyable.