Artistic Meal Maker Pillows

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Shaved Ice

Mouse with a cat cake.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Picasso

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Abundance of Caution

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Adam and Eve and Scott

These scramble eggs are a tad crunchy. Did you leave the shells on again, Darling?

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'Enjoy?...How?'

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

'Is it just me, or are her eating habits strange now that she's a flight attendant?'

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

Sandwich Shop

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

Cone of uncertainty.

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

'AAAGH!!! I'm just messing with you Mr. Jenkins, that didn't hurt at all.'

Spaghetti Hair

'There's a worm on my plate.' 'That's a sausage.'

Two Amateur Artists At Dinner