Mystic Meal Maker Pillows

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'I sent out for everything.'

Domestic Goddess.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

Meditation Munchies

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

Your dinner is in the coven.

Surprise!

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

"Iron Chef, my ass!"