Mystic Meal Maker Pillows

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'I sent out for everything.'

Domestic Goddess.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

Meditation Munchies

Surprise!

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

Your dinner is in the coven.

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'