Mischievous Meal Maker Pillows

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

'There's a worm on my plate.' 'That's a sausage.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Kitchen Kapers

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Babies who Lunch.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

"Tonight, the part of the sea bass will be played by the chicken."

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

'Oh, I was hoping '8G on the potato salad' was code for some lewd act you were suggesting.'

Naughty Food

Supper.

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

'Excuse me sir, have you found and contact lenses in your soup?'

Hello Spell