Mischievous Meal Maker Prints

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

'There's a worm on my plate.' 'That's a sausage.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Kitchen Kapers

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Babies who Lunch.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

"Tonight, the part of the sea bass will be played by the chicken."

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

Naughty Food

Supper.

'Oh, I was hoping '8G on the potato salad' was code for some lewd act you were suggesting.'

'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'

Hello Spell

'Excuse me sir, have you found and contact lenses in your soup?'

'Honey, did you put the Tabasco Sauce in Ben's dish by mistake?'