Veggie Hustler Mugs

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Prize vegetables.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

“Children hate me.”

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

The vegan hunter

Natural Medicines

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

First Vegetable Savings and Loan. Lettuce mushroom your cabbage! Corny.

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

Hey, those are not menus!

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

Pinata suicide note: 'Cruel World, You see? Your parents were right. Eat your veggies. Candy is bad for you. Bad, Bad, Bad. Pinata.;'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

"From a risk management point of view, Mummy must urge you to eat your spinach."

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'