Veggie Trickster T-Shirts

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Namaste."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Fish Training

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'Lettuce pray!'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

The great zucchinis

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'I feel rootless.'

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

'It's the same special as yesterday...'

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

'So we're doing a tummy tuck on the aubergine, and an eye-lift on the potato.'

Turkeys wearing top saying 'I'm with yummy'.

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."