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'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Namaste."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Thanksgiving.

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Fish Training

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'Lettuce pray!'

The great zucchinis

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

It's Darth Tater!

"I survived this long by telling all the young toms that a farmer will bring an ax to cut the fence downed set free the first turkey he sees."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'You know why Pilgrim's pants fall down? They wear their buckles on their hats.' Where Light and Dark Meat Comes From.

'I feel rootless.'

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

Dog pointing to turkey who stole his dog cone.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Hey, those are not menus!

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

'It's the same special as yesterday...'

'Mr Thomas! Don't get on that ship! The rest of the book, To Serve Turkey...it's a cookbook!'

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

Turkeys wearing top saying 'I'm with yummy'.