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"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Even garden plants like to visit.

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Bill finally receives a celery commensurate with his responsibilities.

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."

"When we hired you, we said we would offer a giant celery... Not a salary."

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

'No Dad, that is NOT healthy fast food!'

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

Close but No Cigar

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."