Veggie Dodger T-Shirts

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

"I just found something else I won't eat."

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

Better Not Squash.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

“Children hate me.”

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

The vegan hunter

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

It's Darth Tater!

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'Lettuce pray!'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

The great zucchinis

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

'I feel rootless.'

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

'So we're doing a tummy tuck on the aubergine, and an eye-lift on the potato.'