Veggie Defender T-Shirts

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wi-fi password!"

"All you plant-loving sissies can leave the room while we show you some big, juicy hamburgers!"

Gardener trying to protect his crops from pests.

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

Prize vegetables.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Better Not Squash.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

“Children hate me.”

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

The vegan hunter

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

The great zucchinis

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business