Veggie Dreamer T-Shirts

"I auditioned for a part in a veggie medley, and I've got a really good feeling about it."

Wine Lady

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

The Amateur Golfer

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Taken genetic engineering too far

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'