Veggie Dreamer Gifts

"I auditioned for a part in a veggie medley, and I've got a really good feeling about it."

Wine Lady

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The Amateur Golfer

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

Taken genetic engineering too far

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'