Genie Dreamer Gifts

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

'No, I'm not here to grant your wishes. I'm here to tell you that you've had way too much to drink and you're starting to hallucinate!'

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"You needed to be more specific; 'longer' is a subjective term."

"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"

"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

It's so hard to reach a real person these days.

I can grant your first two wishes, but even I can't unsubscribe you from all the emails lists.

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'...and then I asked for a long-legged bird to share it with!'

"There'll e no wishes for you - you rubbed me the wrong way."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Catasaurus

It can be taken up at any age....

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Ballet dancer.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Save our Planet.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Grass huggers.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"Kid's today!"

God's Phone

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'