Genie Dreamer Mugs

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

'All I wanted was a cup of tea.'

'No, I'm not here to grant your wishes. I'm here to tell you that you've had way too much to drink and you're starting to hallucinate!'

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"You needed to be more specific; 'longer' is a subjective term."

"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"

"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'...and then I asked for a long-legged bird to share it with!'

"There'll e no wishes for you - you rubbed me the wrong way."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Catasaurus

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

It can be taken up at any age....

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Ballet dancer.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Save our Planet.

Grass huggers.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Kid's today!"

God's Phone

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Arabian Nights.

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'