Veg Island Dreamer Gifts

A man sits on a desert island made from the top of a carrot; the island is being circled by rabbits whose ears stick out of the water.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"States of tofu"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

Desert Island BBQ

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I blame global warming!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Introducing Piza Island.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Fall on a desert island

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Desert Island Mishap

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Easter Egg Island