Veg Patch Dreamer Gifts

'So we're organically grown. That's gonna make us feel better about being cut up into salad?'

Prize vegetables.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Gardener

"Home depot."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'In Love'

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

You will always find a spot to garden

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Deregulated Baseball

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

Camomiletherapy

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

The Tardis Shed

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'