Organic Dreamer Gifts

"Bad news - turns out the seed money for our organic food startup was genetically modified."

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Gardener

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Monkey-artist

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Catasaurus