Organic Dreamer Pillows

"Bad news - turns out the seed money for our organic food startup was genetically modified."

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Gardener

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Monkey-artist

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Catasaurus

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'In Love'