Plant-based Dreamer Pillows

Vegetarian trying to fall asleep counting carrots.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Home depot."

Monkey-artist

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'In Love'

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Summer Energy

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Snow Bridge.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Camomiletherapy

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'