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"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Wine Lady

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

'I started this vineyard 20 years ago, with absolutely nothing, and today I can proudly say I don't have less.'

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Gardener

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Cock A Doodle

'In Love'

Raining

"I always knew you'd come back."

Planting by the Moon.

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Thatched roof car.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

'Who's the new guy?'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Weeds

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wine tasting

An English Gold Field

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Bonsai Exhibit

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'