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Wine Lover

Amateurs de vin...

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Wine Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Trump Overload

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

Moon Martini

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

God's Phone

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Carpet

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"I don't sing. I do standup."

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

In the very beginning.

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."