Veggie Diplomat T-Shirts

'The vegetables are not your enemy.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

Landing That Tough Account

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Advantages of Growing Older

The great zucchinis

"Is this the table with a complaint?"

'Lettuce pray!'

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"