Veggie Dodger Gifts

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

"I just found something else I won't eat."

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

Better Not Squash.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

“Children hate me.”

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

The vegan hunter

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

The great zucchinis

'Lettuce pray!'

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

'I feel rootless.'

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

'So we're doing a tummy tuck on the aubergine, and an eye-lift on the potato.'

'The vegetables are not your enemy.'

"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'