Veggie Dramatist Gifts

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Better Not Squash.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

Dreams of Spring...

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'