Veggie Artist Gifts

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Vegetable Cook

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

Planting veggies

Cooking with Pierre

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Show and Tell.

It's the biofuel generation.

The Authentic Christmas.

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

You will always find a spot to garden

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"