Vegetable Dodger Pillows

"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Even garden plants like to visit.

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Bill finally receives a celery commensurate with his responsibilities.

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

'No Dad, that is NOT healthy fast food!'

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

"When we hired you, we said we would offer a giant celery... Not a salary."

"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

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