Healthy Dish Dodger Pillows

'Bless this spinach, albeit the work of the devil.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"My doctor thinks I should lose weight but everyone at the doughnut shop said she's crazy."

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

"Caution! This tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas."

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

Motivation

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

Reasons to avoid training No 234 - "I was on my way to the gym but then I heard that the DOW JONES had fallen 2.5%."

Man Gagging In A Restaurant.

"Accursed global warming!"

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

'Dinner.'

'Forget the water, give me some golf clubs. I haven't swung a club in days.'

'You can uncover your eyes now, dear. The dessert cart is out of sight.'

"Oh look... You don't know how to wash dishes. I guess you don't ever have to wash them again."

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"Brian's New Year's resolution is to spend more time on the treadmill."

"I am sticking to the diet. This is just a fat jumper."

"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"

"I ate all the wrong things today."

It's always such a relief when the first resolution falls!

Dan was becoming increasingly lactose intolerant.