Vegetable Doubter T-Shirts

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Rap-scallions

Onion Tears

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Avocado Timeline

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Pumpkin Time!

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Gardener of the Year.

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'