Dessert Doubter T-Shirts

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Today's special... donuts.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Cupcakes!

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

Dogs and Cake

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Baking

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Ice Cream.

Summer Berries

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'