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Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Oh sorry. I gave you American apple pie. You're supposed to get the apple pie from a former Soviet Republic."

'Which side of this cake is the left side?'

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"You owe me five bucks."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

'My opponent hates cats.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'