Dessert Debater Mugs

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Oh sorry. I gave you American apple pie. You're supposed to get the apple pie from a former Soviet Republic."

'Which side of this cake is the left side?'

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

"You owe me five bucks."

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

The last word.

Global warming debate.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Approved Debate Questions

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'My opponent hates cats.'