Culinary Debater Mugs

Restrooms.

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Mayo-A-Mayo

'If you put it that way, alright, I agree with you.'

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

"You owe me five bucks."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'Yes, but is it tart?'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"You ordered mammoth again?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'