
'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'
Start their day with a laugh—our humorous mugs for dessert doubters feature witty slogans that playfully question sweet temptations, making mornings lighter and more fun.
'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'
"Where do we put Desserts?"
Today's special... donuts.
Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.
'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'
"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."
See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."
"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."
Cupcake Excitement Scale
'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'
'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'
"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."
"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"
"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."
Cupcakes!
"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."
'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"
A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy
'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'
Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.
Dogs and Cake
Thanksgiving.
"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"
'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'
'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'
Giraffe's Ice-cream.
"What do you have that justifies its calories?"
'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'
'You hate to see this kind of thing.'
Baking
'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'
Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.
'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'
Summer Berries
"Meals on Wheels"
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