Dessert Dueler Mugs

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Today's special... donuts.

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Banana Split Personality

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

EU and India partnership.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale