Dessert Duelist Mugs

'You want a piece of me?'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Today's special... donuts.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Banana Split Personality

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Gooseberry Fool...

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

Chocolate Shop

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Cake Friday!

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'