Dessert Dueler T-Shirts

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Today's special... donuts.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Banana Split Personality

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

EU and India partnership.

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"