Dessert Warrior T-Shirts

"And here we go folks! He's got to remove that first slice of pie all in one piece."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Today's special... donuts.

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'