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"Can't you do something with that besides caramelize your creme brulee?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Diner.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Today's special... donuts.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Shark infested custard!

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Doughnut Making

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."