Dessert Wizard Prints

"Can't you do something with that besides caramelize your creme brulee?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Diner.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Today's special... donuts.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Shark infested custard!

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

Doughnut Making

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"