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'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'

Well, I'm not leaving.

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

The start of the world's first intercontinental food fights.

Egg battle.

Chef chases covid away

Come dine with me!

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Am Awful Crammer.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Needs more kale.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"It'll never be ready in time."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"And that is how you handle liver!"

A woman's work is never done!

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Television company new recruit