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Food Wars: "Thrilla in Peekskilla"

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.