Culinary Combatants Gifts

Food Wars: "Thrilla in Peekskilla"

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"It'll never be ready in time."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

Chefs about to duel with custard pies