Chefs about to duel with custard pies
Culinary Combat Enthusiast Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for someone passionate about culinary arts and kitchen chaos? Discover our range of witty, food-inspired products that capture their love for cooking with a playful twist. Ideal for fans of culinary clashes and gourmet humor, these items bring fun and personality to their kitchen or dining space.
Come dine with me!
Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer
"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"
The dress uniform of the Catering Corps
"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"
'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'
Ethnic food springing out of a menu.
'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'
Food manufacturing industry in a soup.
'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'
Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'
'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'
The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'
What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!
Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.
Vegetables VS Junk Food.
The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)
"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."
"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"
"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."
Thanksgiving Game Highlights
Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.
Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!
'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'
Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.
'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'
Food Cooked. Nerves raw.
"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"
Pizza Fencing
Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.
'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'
"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."
Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!
'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'
Culinary Combat Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Culinary Combat Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of culinary combat mugs—designed for fans of kitchen humor and food fights, perfect for daily coffee or tea.
Culinary Combat Enthusiast Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with witty culinary themes—ideal for showing off their playful foodie side.
Culinary Combat Enthusiast Prints
Browse our humorous culinary art prints—perfect for decorating kitchens with a touch of foodie fun.
Culinary Combat Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our fun and fierce culinary combat t-shirts—great for kitchen warriors who like their humor served hot.