Culinary Combat Enthusiast Pillows

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Come dine with me!

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Pizza Fencing

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'