Culinary Conflict Capturer Gifts

A fight over kitchen equipment.

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Am Awful Crammer.

Anti-inflammation recipes

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"It'll never be ready in time."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

A woman's work is never done!

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

'Say hon, the pizza's burning...'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

Pizza Fencing