Culinary Conflict Enthusiast Gifts

"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?"

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

Cafe Burns.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

It's all gravy.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'You made me jump.'

Cooking With Pollock.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Out and In.

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Pizza Fencing

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!