Culinary Contradiction Lover Gifts

For those who delight in the tasty contradictions of the culinary world, our collection offers playful and witty products that add flavor to every kitchen and dining experience. Explore humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate your love for gastronomy’s playful paradoxes.

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"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?" mockup

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

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Before/After

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"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see." mockup

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

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"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits." mockup

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

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"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward." mockup

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

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Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes. mockup

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

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'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..' mockup

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

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Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm... mockup

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

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'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.' mockup

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

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Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand. mockup

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

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'You made me jump.'

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"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!" mockup

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

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It's all gravy.

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"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate." mockup

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

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'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.' mockup

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

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"Here comes the tossed salad!"

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"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!" mockup

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

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"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh."

"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh." mockup

"Sure, pal, whatever you say. Ha ha! The salmon is fresh."

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Out and In.

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"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!" mockup

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

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'My compliments to mummy.'

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'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.' mockup

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

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'The molto randy refelled her genoise.' mockup

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

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Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

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"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?" mockup

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

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'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.' mockup

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

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"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't." mockup

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

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"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu." mockup

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

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A monk watches TV in his zen garden. mockup

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

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"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks." mockup

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

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Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp. mockup

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

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Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

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"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!" mockup

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

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'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.' mockup

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

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"It's a deconstructed steak pie and 12 lagers."

"It's a deconstructed steak pie and 12 lagers." mockup

"It's a deconstructed steak pie and 12 lagers."

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Culinary Contradiction Lover Gifts Collection

Culinary Contradiction Lover Mugs

Discover our collection of fun and witty mugs that celebrate culinary contradictions—perfect for coffee lovers with a playful palate.

Culinary Contradiction Lover Pillows

Bring humor into your home decor with pillows that highlight the delightful contradictions of your culinary interests.

Culinary Contradiction Lover Prints

Decorate your kitchen or dining space with prints that capture the humorous side of culinary contradictions—bright, bold, and utterly charming.

Culinary Contradiction Lover T-Shirts

Explore our range of t-shirts that bring humor and irony to culinary passions—ideal for foodies who love making a statement.